We're all spending the night ast Shmurf's house, but everyone else is asleep.
--we ate veggies and cheez whiz
--i made the world's most beautiful bedtime playlist
--this creepy, creepy guy we know texted us wanting naked pictures, so we just google-imaged "vagina" and sent them. (that seriously took up like 2 or 3 hours of our time!)
--we harassed Sir Lump and his friends.
--i really hate shmurf's keyboard.
When you're having a bad day, what comfort food do you reach for?
--Lately it's been hard-boiled eggs, which is weird because I'm not really an egg-eating type of person.
Do you have an item that is your good luck charm?
--Steve Doll! He's a total Scene King, he's a wallet, he's a pillow, he's a doodle pad, he scares small children!
Does global warming and the hole in the ozone truly bother you?
--As long as we're being really, truly honest, I don't give a shit about the environment.
How many times have you moved in your lifetime?
--i think 11
Do you watch professional wrestling and is it real?
--No, and no.
What's the regular unleaded gas price where you are?
--$3.16 i think
Do you know someone who's been injured in Iraq?
--No, but I do know people who've come home safely.
Do have smoke detectors in your home?
--In every room and they're all wired so when one goes off, the rest go off. It's pretty annoying when I accidentaly burn grilled cheese and the whole house beeps like crazy.
Would it be easy to erase YOUR identity?
--Yeah. I only know maybe a rew hundred people...
When your mind wanders, where does it go first?
--BANDOM. It lurks.
What did you do on your first date?
--I don't think I've ever called anything a "date", but I have gone out to a movie or to a show with guys/ladies in a romantic fashion.
Who was your first best friend?
--A girl named michelle
When did you first realize that life isn't easy and fun?
The last thing you thought about before you fell asleep last night?
--Penywise, I was listening to them.
The last thing you'd find yourself wearing?
--SWISHY PANTS! Like my glorious loverboy david felsing is so fond of wearing.
What will be the last thing that you do today?
--close my eyes and fall asleep.
What is the ONE best thing to do when you need to relax?
--Nap on the couch with a kitty or two.
On average, how much time do you spend on the computor everyday?
--usually only a few minutes, but i have been known to pull the occasional all-nighter.
How would you react if you had to spend a few months of your life on a bus?
--If it was by myself, and for a cool reason, I'd be all for it. But no way would I be able to share close quarters with my friends/family or strangers for that long.
What do you look for in a friend?
--good taste in music, craziness, and the ability to put up with all the retarded shit that comes out of my mouth.
What makes you hate someone in particular?
--It's usually just a vibe I get from certain people that make me go "ew".
Would you still like your boyfriend/girlfriend/crush if they gained 20lbs?
What makes you jealous?
Is it wrong to stereotype and bash someone because of how they look?
--Yeah. But I tend to do it anyways
Honestly, have you ever made a racist comment?
--Yeah, but never in a mean-spirited way. And never anything super-offensive.
What is something you are trying to work on?
--Getting out of this weird antisocial funk I'm in
What is something people lie to themselves about?
--How awesome they are. It seems like awesome people never know how cool they are and lame people are always like "OMG, I AM SO ~~~KEWL~"
What is something that married couples make mistakes in?
--DONT BUY A $1200 VACUUM CLEANER. My parents did. And then i kicked them for being fucking retarded.
Do people know the real you?
--Yeah. At least our little group of Shmurf, Ben, Oom, Claire, Heykinzie, Jessy, and Lindy know me.
What do people think of you?
--Don't even bring this up. I've been going through a huge self-doubt/self-conscious stage and it really makes me want to die
What is the most beautiful thing about nature?
What's the best thing about you?
--I don't know...
Do you ever look at other peoples point of view?
--I can usually see both sides of the argument
What is something about your best friend that bothers you?
--She wakes up in the middle of the night pissed off thinking people are yelling her name. Like she just did right now. XD
What is something about all your friends in general that you don't like?
--Sometimes they are really, really loud. I'm not "on" all the time like they are.
What is something that other people probably don't know about you?
--I haven't shaved my legs since the end of last summer and they're like ape-man hairy at the moment, it's pretty damn cool. I'm gonna shave them tomorrow. XD
What is the past to you?
--It looks so tiny in retrospect.
Do you like things to stay the way they are, or for change to happen?
--I'm terrified of change.
What is something that you should do to make a better tomorrow?
--I'm trying! We've got plans in the works.
Will you even bother trying to make a difference?
--I do my best.
When was the last time you cried in front of a bunch of people?
--Augh. I never cry in front of people. Oh! It was when I woke up from the anesthesia when I got my teeth pulled. I woke up crying hysterically and I couldn't stop. It was like a panic attack, but I was numb and groggy and I didn't know where I was. I cried most of the way home and I was afraid to be alone.
What do you have to say about what happened that day?
--Oooh, it sucked.
When was the last time someone said sorry and MEANT it?
--I did today. I was sorry that Kinzie lost her phone.
How old do you think you act?
--If it's little shit like driving around singing songs to old people at stop lights, I'm really immature. But when it's important things like making sure that the Short Ones are fed or serious situations I'm pretty mature.