I need to stop stealing memes from rawkenr0ll. Really.

BUT SERIOUSLY, COMMENT WITH PERSONAL CANON.
--Patrick Stump
--Sharkbass (you better do ittt)
--Gabe Saporta
--Conor Oberst
--Bedussey
--Mikeyway
--Quinn Allman
--Bert McCracken
--Andy Hurley
--Iggy Pop
--Gabe's Basement
--Billie Joe before the age of 30
--Joetroh
--Frankie Iero
--Jimmy Urine
--Jeanaeaea White




-- Patrick Stump
1- Doesn't enjoy cats. Something about their claws and the way their fur gets in his nose bothers the shit out of him.
2- Is a huge slut (Not even kidding, Patrick has gay sex with just about everyone in my mind).
3- Is sometimes a little embarassed by how geeky he can be about music (but all his friends think his fountain of genius is amazing).

--Sharkbass
1- Speaks in the same voice as the old guy from Family Guy: "Hey there, little Mikeyway! Y'don't got them muscley-arms I like seein', but you do got a nice strong jawline. I like that, mm-hmmm!"
2- IS THE CAUSE OF EVERY BROKEN STRING IN THE UNIVERSE
3- Sometimes shares a Thai food platter with Mikeyway for dinner.

--Gabe Saporta
1- Sometimes just really doesn't want people to touch him.
2- Can eat a whole banana without using his teeth. Don't ask.
3- Really isn't kidding about seeing the cobra in the desert.

--Pete Wentz
1- Is everyone's creepy uncle.
2- Seriously bought Ryan Ross from a pimp in Vegas. He wasn't fucking joking.
3- Can talk anyone into doing anything, and leave them thinking it was their idea all along.
*bonus* Thinks that Patrick saying the "fuck" word is incredibly hot in any context. He's about to start an organization called PFMPFP: "People For More Profanity From Patrick"

--Conor Oberst
1- Hates Omaha when he's home, but misses it the whole time he's away.
2- Sometimes wishes he could still turn to cocaine in awkward social situations.
3- Finds it just as satisfying to sit on a hotel bed and play songs to himself as it is so stand on stage and hear his words echoed back to him by the endless sea of faces.

--Bedussey
1- Has a fake forehead-mole that is surprisingly realistic. He uses it as a little hiding spot for druggz.
2- Is pissed that Pancho took off with his favorite pair of red swim-shoes.
3- Greases his hair back with KFC gravy.

--Mikeyway
1- Is pronounced as one word, no pause.
2- Is often seduced by old Russian men with absurd sexual innuendos, like "Penetrate the fortress, Mikeyway" and "You must eat the black mamba, Mikeyway! Yesss, it is deliciousss, Mikeyway"
3- Most definitely had sex with a singular Peter Wentz on Warped Tour.

--Quinn Allman
1- Spent a short amount of time hitchiking across country, catching rides with truck drivers and "repaying them for their kindness"
2- Needs to get it on with Frankie.
3- Plans on starting a clothing line made solely out of pineapples.

--Bert McCracken
1- Has a soft spot for boys with big eyes and girly smiles.
2- Really never hated Gerard, he just hates being boring and polite in interviews and onstage.
3- Has nightmares that wake him up when the sky's beginning to turn pink at the edges. He's scared and not sure if it's 5 in the afternoon or 5 in the morning, and he's on a bus in who-knows-where, and his dreams leave him feeling vulnerable... more than a little crazy.
*bonus* - Had creepy sex with underaged!Sonny. Sorry, bb, it's trufax.

--Andy Hurley
1- Loves having his Wisconsin group of friends that give him shit for making it big in a pop-punk band. He can hang out with Matt and everybody and just be... Andy. Not Andy: The Drummer Of Fall Out Boy. Where he can sleep on living room floors, drink soda with the guys, and play basketball in the front yard without getting mobbed.
2- Has no clue how he's put up with Pete for all these fucking years.
3- Is really, truly waiting for the apocalypse. And he's gonna be ready for it, unlike all you sorry motherfuckers.

--Gabe's Basement
1- Has a nature sounds cd in the stereo to confuse the shit out of Bill next time he comes over.
2- Is sticky-sweaty-hot, because Gabe hates being cold.
3- Has a wall covered in polaroids, creepy-movie-style, of all of Gabe's various basement conquests in compromising positions.

--Billie Joe before the age of 20
1- Had seen too many people die in front of him.
2- Had ingested too many drugs.
3- Had been crazy all-over in love at least twice

--Joetroh
1- Van time ruled all of his thoughts the first tour. A weird mix of fear, lust, curiousity, and the unknown (If you don't get it, read the original cultverse fic. If you do, marry me).
2- Needs to spend at least two dollars of his millions on a fucking hair brush, but his clothes are looking stylish lately.
3- Has always left me wondering if he's gay or not.

--Frankie Iero
1- Has never been unadorable. Ever. Even for a moment.
2- Beats up homophobes, he's surprisingly strong for being so tiny.
3- Has the best jumping-on-people skills known to mankind.


--Jimmy Urine
1- Makes fun of Gerard to his face, but never behind his back. He doesn't have anything against Gerard as a person, he just... doesn't like him. It's complicated.
2- Unashamedly loves showtunes
3- Is currently scouring ebay for a unicorn costume.


--Jeanaeaea White
1- Is pretty terrible, but a million times less terrible than Ashlee.
2- Unbeknownst to her, should probably not wear yellow.
3- Has a name that Pete never really spelled right.

DO IT. DO IT. DO IT NOOOOW.
SHARING PERSONAL CANON IS LIKE THERAPY.
DELICIOUS, SLASHY THERAPY.









So some of those are very silly. I'm fucking tired, you guys.


EDIT
Pete/Bert has been hanging around in my brain forever, but someone with better organizational skills has mapped out all the reasons and possibilities here:
http://azrielen.livejournal.com/24138.html